book of mozilla
And the beast shall come forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Their tags shall blink until the end of days.
from The Book of Mozilla, 12:10

And the beast shall be made legion. Its numbers shall be increased a thousand thousand fold. The din of a million keyboards like unto a great storm shall cover the earth, and the followers of Mammon shall tremble.
from The Book of Mozilla, 3:31
(Red Letter Edition)

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.
from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15

Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own image as promised by the sacred words, and spoke of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was naught but a follower.
from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
(10th Edition)

4: Garbage Collection
Windows 95

18: Vorbereitet für den Multimediaeinsatz
Es sind noch zwei Slots auf dem Motherboard frei.

25: Multithreaded
Wir mußten ein Flußdiagramm malen, um es zu debuggen.

30: Universeller multifunktionaler Interface-Adapter.
Lötkolben.

36: Selbsterklärend
Handbuch gegen Aufpreis

42: Stabilität
200 Studenten der Informatik-Anfängerübung auf einer Maschine nachdem die Vorlesung 'fork()' behandelt hat.

77: Internet
Arbeitsbeschaffungsmaßnahme für Rechtsanwälte

165: SuSE
Nürnberger Windows

195: SOAP
"Verbotene Liebe" ala Microsoft

471: /tmp/
/tmp/ sind die kleinen gelben quadratischen Zettel, die auf der Rückseite teilweise klebrig sind.

477: Kleine Lösungen, die exakt auf den Kunden zugeschnitten sind.
Unkommentierte Shellskripte ohne Fehlerbehandlung.

510: Relaunch
Totale Planlosigkeit öffentlich machen.